Over a standing quarter mile on dry asphalt the BMW 335 xi E90 is the quicker car,
covering it in 13.73 s at
101.4 mph against the Jaguar XE 2.0 163’s
15.93 s — a margin of
2.21 s. To 60 mph the BMW 335 xi E90 takes
5.16 s and the Jaguar XE 2.0 163
7.60 s.
Simulated, not measured — computed from each car’s published kerb mass,
rated power and drivetrain, then fitted to its own published acceleration figures.
Dry asphalt, 20 °C, sea level, 1 ft rollout.
Jaguar XE 2.0 163BMW 335 xi E90
Watch the run in full — then change the surface, the weather
or the distance and run it again.
Down the strip
Standing start
Jaguar XE 2.0 163
BMW 335 xi E90
0–60 mph
7.60 s
5.16 s
0–100 mph
—
13.29 s
60 ft
2.43 s
2.15 s
1/8 mile
10.29 s
8.85 s
1/4 mile
15.93 s
13.73 s
Trap speed
86.7 mph
101.4 mph
Each car is trimmed to its own published figures —
2/2 for the Jaguar XE 2.0 163,
7/7 for the BMW 335 xi E90 —
so a heavier car can still be the quicker one if that is what it tests.
Is the Jaguar XE 2.0 163 or the BMW 335 xi E90 faster?
The BMW 335 xi E90. Over a standing quarter mile it runs 13.73 s to the Jaguar XE 2.0 163's 15.93 s, a margin of 2.21 s, and it reaches 60 mph in 5.16 s against 7.60 s. These are theoretical times from a physics simulation, not measured runs.
What is the Jaguar XE 2.0 163 0-60 time?
The Jaguar XE 2.0 163 reaches 60 mph in 7.60 s, simulated on dry asphalt at 20 °C with a 1 ft rollout. It covers the standing quarter mile in 15.93 s at 86.7 mph.
What is the BMW 335 xi E90 0-60 time?
The BMW 335 xi E90 reaches 60 mph in 5.16 s, simulated on dry asphalt at 20 °C with a 1 ft rollout. It covers the standing quarter mile in 13.73 s at 101.4 mph.
What trap speed does each car run?
The Jaguar XE 2.0 163 trips the lights at 86.7 mph and the BMW 335 xi E90 at 101.4 mph at the end of the quarter mile. These are theoretical times from a physics simulation, not measured runs.
Are these real measured times?
No. Every time on this page is produced by a physics simulation, not by a stopwatch at a drag strip. Each car is modelled from its published kerb mass, rated power, drivetrain and gearing, then trimmed until it matches its own published acceleration figures — 2 of 2 for the Jaguar XE 2.0 163 and 7 of 7 for the BMW 335 xi E90. Conditions are identical for both cars: dry asphalt, 20 °C, sea level, 1 ft rollout.
Figures regenerated 2026-10-12. Every number on this page is computed by the simulator at build time, so the page and the app can never disagree.